Winged Unicorn of Delusion
Another one of them there blogger people
Hello wonderful world of tumblr! I’m Hazel (18 , Christian, geek, British, straight, daisychain-maker extraordinaire) I’ve had this blog for a little over a year now and still can’t find a way to describe it or me that doesn’t make the description take up a stupid amount of space. It’s mostly a fandom blog, what has the most prevalence varies hugely depending on what’s on and random fluctuations in obsession. My main fandoms are Doctor Who, Being Human, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Downton Abbey and British Comedy shows,then to a slightly lesser extent Game of Thrones and Once Upon a time. I will also watch almost any period drama (and sometimes other types of drama) going and transmedia adaptations of classics are my current fuel. With the exception of JKR, my favourite author is Eva Ibbotson, just beautiful characters way of describing things and they’re always as comforting as hot chocolate. I also love classics and their film and TV adaptions. Much Ado About Nothing is fantastic and Shakespeare in general is growing on me. I don’t post about music much but Regina Spector, Coldplay and Kate Rusby are my current favourites. In my perfect world Rory Williams would be my husband, Allison Larkin my best friend and we would live next door to David and Victoria Mitchell/Coren who would come around for peanut butter sandwiches and pancakes. I also wouldn’t have this pesky anxiety disorder and no one would ever shout or be awful to each other. But hey I quite like my life as it is too, and I know I’m extraordinarily lucky to have what I do. I’m pretty bad at giving advice but if anyone needs to talk to someone about anything I am here and will love you no matter what. “Just as the rich tea biscuit lives in harmony with the chocolate finger, so should we all live in harmony together in the great assorted biscuit tin that we call life”- Edward Monkton (Also, I made/own none of the pictures used in my background, if you do and want me to take them down/recognition just send me an ask :) )
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Apr
11:15pm

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Finally home! But yeah no I’m exhausted so I’m sleeping now.
. *catchy preview music* TOMOROW on the GREATESTVOYAGEHISTORYOFPLASTIC BLOG:
. Reviews of the novels of Anne Bronte
. Catching up with AOJE
. Catching up with GOT
. More holiday/parent rants
. Finding out what the exams I have in a few weeks are actually on
Aaaaand bad airport selfless and replying to stuff!!!!!!!

Apr
11:07pm

  
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sexydemonhunter:

College: *hands me my degree*

College: It’s a metaphor. That’ll be $50,000 in student loans please.

Apr
11:06pm

  
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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

Apr
11:05pm

  
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gayathrik1611:

His wife has just made history and even then he WILL NEVER USE THE EXCLAMATION MARK. 

I don’t know why, but there’s something about that that makes me love him more. 

But on serious note: congrats Victoria! You are too awesome! 

Apr
1:58pm

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As I’ve got some time thought I may as well do at least some of this now ^^
So anyway, it’s been nice :D not the best ever because… Well it’s the costa del sol and it was only meant to be a cheap Easter trip anyway ;) but read 4 books in a week, watched girly movies with mum, had sarcastic conversations and got excited about art with dad and sunbathed and went to some pretty places :)
First day we kind of just wandered around our area and our area is pretty horrible, all built up and the beaches are grey and next to a dual carriageway, but the hotel was nice enough :)
Second day we went to see a famously beautiful cathedral which dad really wanted to see and we drove for 3 hours and then it was closed because of them making it pretty for Easter but the town around it was still fairly wow and there were loads of palazas and little shrines and it was lovely
3rd day we had a sunbathing and movies day, 4th day we drove around the mountains (and last time we came to Spain we did that and I felt sick the entire time and then we got stuck having to turn around on the worst road I’ve ever seen that was guarded from a huge drop only by a tiny rotten fence and everyone except mum had to get out and it was terrifying but anyway none of that happened this time so improvement!) and then a day at an art gallery and sweet but very touristy old town all decorated for the Good Friday parade and yesterday we went to To a horrible hotel and shopping complex thing and today we sat in reception and walked to lidl in the rain! xD gtg now, got to drive to the airport, be back properly this evening!

Apr
1:35pm

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HAZEL YOu"RE BACK!!!!!!

Sort of!! I’m still in Spain, still in the resort actually xD but I found free wifi and our plane’s in 4 1/2 hours :D

Apr
1:30pm

  
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When we were filming Matt’s last moments as the doctor I found Jenna in the back crying and I just sort of held her and cried too and I was just like “I’m gonna make you tea!”
Karen Gillan on Jenna Coleman (via devilstrapsandbowties)  
Apr
1:29pm

  
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morganaajones:

"We didn’t miss you"

*fans scream and squeal in excitement* *huge banners with Megan’s face and the caption “never leave again EVER” unfurl* *huge screens and projections on buildings replay Megan’s greatest moments* *small children burst into tears because its all just too much* *maypoles are erected, bunting flutters, people dance and all are happy*
Apr
10:03am

  
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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
Apr
12:21am

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Okay dearlings, tomorrow I’m going to Spain for a week and according to mum the wifi at the hotel’s expensive so I probably won’t be back here until I get home next Sunday :(

So take the best care of yourselves and each other, wash behind your ears and have amazing Easters okay? <3